A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

let him cook

Let the rizzler do his rizzin.

What you say to the other homies when you see one of the homies start pulling a 10/10 that would otherwise never happen in a billion universal lifespans.

Person 1: BROO I think Jake is bout to pull that smokeshow! Imma go support him.

Person 2: Nah bro let him cook for a sec.

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Hitler

... No

Person 1: Hey Bro! I heard about Hitler's greatest achievements!

Person 2: No... Just No...

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Arrow

The best fucking show on the entire CW. Oliver Queen gets sent to an island for 5 years and comes back with the best Minecraft PVP Skills you've ever seen.

Person 1: Hey bro do you like Arrow?

Person 2: FUCK YEAH OLIVER QUEEN JUST KICKED AL GHUL'S ASS STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING SUN!!!!!

Person 1: Woah... I don't want to fight him

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