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When one's usage of cocaine has become a daily supplement and/or a form of constant nourishment. Often referred to simply as "the diet" amongst close groups of cocaine using friend.
1) Travis looks like he's on the Sandy D Diet.
2) Hey, let's go upstairs and do the Diet!
3) I just did a line of the diet and I'm good to go to the beach now.
4) Thomas, you got some of the diet on your nose.
5) John, you're on the diet right? AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY! You're a greedy bitch! Fine! I'm gonna get some and do the diet myself! Nah bitch, I don't give a fuck if you feel fat. I know we going to pride and you gonna be on a float, but fuck that shit! You should have thought about that shit before you did the diet by yourself. Now look at your fat feeling ass!
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the shizit.
dealer: want some coke?
kid: nah. i got diet seven up.
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A very simple yet effective insult directed towards people who both purchase and drink diet/caffiene free/ or sugar free drinks. And who are as well vegitarian, or eat healthy.
A: Hey guys look at me, i bought a pepsi max!
B: Shut up Diet Face
A: I'm full, want my tofu.
B: Sorry i don't except crap from you diet faces.
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Music that your parents would listen to like soft rock from the 80's.
I.E. - This is diet coke music, what else is on?
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A dangerous "diet" where you dip a cotton ball into juice or sauce and then eat it, causing it to expand in your stomach, therefore making you feel full without all the calories.
Person 1: Why's she in the hospital?
Person 2: She tried the cotton ball diet and has to get them removed, they don't digest properly
Person 1: Damn.
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1. the habit of only having sex with women so obese they have severe cellulite (origin: the cottage cheese appearance of cellulite.
2. anything a woman who has severe cellulite eats .
1. She's too skinny for him, he's on a cottage cheese diet.
2. Damn, women on a cottage cheese diet shouldn't wear bikinis!
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A type of diet that most fat people adhere to "the see food diet". When they see food they eat it!
This can be very misleading as it sound like quite a healthy low fat diet until you realize that sea doesn't mean sea (water) but seeing.
Gay Fat John: I'm going on the Sea Food Diet Dave!
Gay Dave: Oh John baby I can't wait 'til you lose weight.
Gay Fat John: Oh Dave you silly sausage, I don't mean Sea Food I mean if I see some food I'm going to eat it! It's similar to the see cock diet, but I don't mean cock (male chicken) I mean the other type of cock because I'm a gay boy.
Gay Dave: Ok John but I wish you'd lose some weight I'm sick of sucking you off, your sweat smells like a mixture between cheese and lard.
Gay Fat John: That's because I don't actually have blood anymore it's just a mixture of loads of different fats, cocoa fat, lard, bacon fat, vegetable oil, butter and cheese fat. It's the fat gay blokes way because all these fats and oils makes a good lube for gay butt sex.
Gay Dave: Oh I suppose you're right, you're always lubed up quite well, that must be why. You must save $$$'s on KY Jelly. WELL DONE!
Gay Fat John: Shut up and bang my bum hole!
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