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Phonomena where the black female 'single' parent lives her life as a narrative where the father of at least one of her children is blamed for any or all of her life challenges.
Since you've been with your new boyfriend all I get from you is Baby Mama Drama.
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A serious condition known to infect 90% of all high school students involved in drama or similar acting programs. Symptoms include; innate urge to draw attention to one's self, feeling the need to make everything a much bigger deal than it really is, uncontrollable gossiping, the inability to accept being wrong or not as good as anything else, and frequently being an overall douche in social situations. Often abbreviated as DKS.
Did you see (name) freak out today when I said he was short in front of his girlfriend?
Yeah! I think someone's got Drama Kid Syndrome.
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A strange ailment, the spread of which - despite the combined efforts of thousands of researchers and normal students - has increased a hundred-fold in the last ten years. DSS has spread rampantly through schools throughout the country with alarming speed. The worst affected are Performing Arts colleges, such as Guthlaxton in Wigston, UK. Many researchers and experts concur that DSS is to colleges as MRSA is to hospitals.
Drama Student syndrome is caused by a tiny tumor in the hypothalamus which prevents the release of serotonin or any form of mood-altering chemical, or at least any that cause positive emotion. The results of this are system-wide, including a sullen appearance and a tendency to cry for no reason. In about 1 in 2 cases, the tumour swells, causing a severe case of big-headedness.
The most common symptoms of Drama Student syndrome include developing black patches around the eyes, a compulsion to lie about everything and an addiction to emotional stress and complex social situations. This addiction is the most prominent symptom; you can easily discern a sufferer of DSS because they have dated more than 10 people in the last month, and when asked to explain what happened, they continue to talk until well after the Second Coming of Christ. NOTE: If you ever find yourself in this situation, I would recommend planning an essay or something in your mind; when they pause, just say 'Yeah' or 'Ok.' If you're married, you should have had plenty of practice at this.
Possibly the most bizarre symptom of DSS is the discharge of regular metal rings and bars which protrude from the skin of the ears, lips, nose, eyebrows, knuckles or wherever else the skin is loose enough to allow it. Some aspiring DSS sufferers (and there are more than you think, or are wanted) have sought to emulate these discharges by using a glorified stapler to fire pieces of metal into their skin. NOTE: you may seem to see this symptom in chavs, however the metal pieces embedded in their eyebrows or ears are not external discharge, so much as bullet fragments.
Neurological symptoms include severe narcissism, hedonism, pathogenic lying and exaggeration (i.e. 'I got SO drunk last night and I slept with 3 people!' when in fact they had a meager amount of alcohol and spent the night in the fetal position, crying and dry-heaving,) and the delusion that anyone gives a crap about what they say.
'Is there a cure,' you ask? The answer is yes, however it's quite long-term and painful. The latter is no obstacle; who wouldn't want to cause these disgusting nuisances a bit of pain? Cut off their alcohol supply, ween them off any drugs on which they are dependent, delete all their Bring Me The Horizon and My Chemical Romance MP3s, burn their Converse All-Stars (only if they're dirty and covered in marker pen,) do likewise with their jeans - sorry, their little sister's jeans and any clothes purchased from Primark. Remove the hair by any means! Razor, sheep-shears, lawnmower, whatever you can find. After a few weeks of healthy habits and constructive behaviour, they will either die of shock, or be cured and become contributive members of society.
A far quicker and more effective cure comes in the form of a loaded 12-gauge shotgun. The success rate is usually in the region of 90% to 100%, depending on your aim.
James: "Dude, you seen Chris's new haircut?"
Alex: "Oh?"
James: "It's all black and straight, and down over his eye."
Alex: "No! He has Drama student syndrome fer sure."
James: "Yeah..."
(Cocks shotgun)
James: "...such a shame."
(A normal conversation with a Drama student syndrome sufferer)
'Nemo': *sob* "My boyfriend dumped me!"
Neil: "uhuh, poor you."
'Nemo': (smiling through the tears) "I know! Isn't it *sob* AWFUL!"
Neil: "Sure."
'Nemo': "Hey look, some random guy!"
(Asks out the random guy.)
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Drama occurring in the homosexual man community. Generally happens in large quantities and travels faster than heterosexual drama. Often more interesting and complex.
Ashleigh: "I love Gay-Boy Drama!"
Tanner: "Ugh! He's always surrounded with gay-boy drama!"
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Facebook drama queens can come in the form of a male or female. A drama queen is someone who seeks attention by publically posting their most personal problems. They can be found hanging out on all posts which involve slight altercations, even if everyone else on the post is 10 years their minor and it's slightly unconfrotable. Queens let off mating calls (facebook tags) to fellow queens when they have found something they belive they can turn into a drama. Drama queens are renkowned for leading dull and unfulfilling lives so they embarrasses themselves publically to create something to talk about. Queens above the age of 20 still clinging on to a place as a drama queen are known as social retards. They embaress themselves with no thought for the humilation they could cause their kid, parent or partner. They never feel the emotional state of embarrassment and therefore become confused thinking that people are impressed by their shows. It is thought a lack of love, job or social life causes the boredom which leads to their public emotional break downs.
Facebook drama queen:
Person 1: Jenny hasn't got laid in years.
Person 2: Really? She doesn't have a job.
Person 3: Oh, is that why she's got the time to post indirect statues about her ex?
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When someone you don't even know unfriends you from Facebook and you fly off the handle. Social paranoia kicks in and you turn into a full fledge Facebook Drama Queen. You contact all your mutual FB friends to get them to unfriend your nonfriend and reel over it for weeks.
Holy shit, she doesn't even know this person and is causing all this drama because they unfriended her? She has become a serious Facebook Drama Queen so paranoid her reputation will be lost, because one person deleted her? No one cares, she needs to get a grip!
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A FB drama Queen is a person that posts about all their personal drama on FB. They post about their failed relationships, personal issues that no one really cares about, and family and relationship drama as well. They go on and on about stuff no one on FB really wants to hear about.
Facebook Drama Queen
" I can't believe I fell for another loser guy again.... I am tired of getting used, and am tired of being heartbroken... sometimes I wonder if I will ever find a guy that is worthwhile again.... #devastatedagain
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