Laying a drive

Putting in the ground work on a potential sexual partner

Cole is laying a drive right up to that guy.

Drive slow

Insult to those who have nonstop blonde moments, or just retarded in general.

“Kanye West’s new album is his greatest”
*looks confusingly* “ay yo drive slow man, you dumb as fuck don’t ever say some dumb shit like that again.

Driving Sock

The sock a male masterbates into while driving rather than use a fist full of facial tissue.

Andy; " dude why is there only one sock in your glove compartment?" Bob replies; "Don't touch that, it's my driving sock, gotta save the turtles man."

Amish Drive By

When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.

"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."

Driving A Beretta

Driving while so intoxicated, one cannot even keep their vehicle on the proper side of the road.

Dude, that guy in the van is driving a Beretta!

samoan drive-by

a sucker punched delivered from a slow moving car, usually by a large person of polynesian decent.

Jimmy got that nasty shiner in a samoan drive-by when some SOS looking gangsters rolled up

driving finger

Another name for the middle finger. The name comes from the angry drivers who flip people off on the road whether it's from them cutting them off, running a red light or they just like to flip them off just to see what would happen

Some dumbass driver cut Leah off and ran a red light so Leah gave him the driving finger