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Smallest dick ever. An Ethan is the type of person to get truly upset over a friend joking around about their shitty haircut
Dale: "Oi look at Ethan's haircut"
Josh: "Where'd you get it cut the lawnmower store??"
Ethan: "Fuck you guys you guys are cunts nah that's it"
Dale: "What a fuckin Ethan"
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A mythical lanky cum-like pedophile that looks at your kids very interestingly. When you see him, run away because heβll kill you and rape your children .
βHoly shit itβs Ethan!β
βI know. I want to fuck him, but heβll take my children.β
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A young man who doesn't know what he's worth. He's very quiet and likes to keep to himself around people he doesn't know very well but can be very funny and caring towards his friends or people he's interested in. Ethan's tend to have very strange interests,but aren't afraid to admit that they he doesn't get along with his spouses family members when they have done him wrong he is the type that won't just get along with them just because he s with you depending on how bad they provoke him ,he's the type to just snap one of those time your family has him cornered like they always do and he he will make them disappear or he will just end up leaving you when you could of been the one to control what they did he will bitch about the same thing that bothers him until you change it he loves hard he's the type that likes to work on things be up all hours of the night building you things etc if you got yourself a Ethan don't lose him ladies !!!
A Ethan with Anger issues inside
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Ethan is one of the most useless people you'll ever meet. He might come off as sweet and caring at first but that's really just all a lie. He'll tell you he cares about, but apparently he cares about a lot of other people. He will straight up lie to your face and act like nothing wrong, while he's lying and cheating behind your back, if you ever meet anyone name Ethan stay far away from him because he will break your heart and not care at all.
Student 1: have you met the new kid Ethan?
Student 2: no but I heard at his last school he treated girls like trash so I don't wanna get to know him.
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Ethan is very homophobic and can be a jerk sometimes but he means well I guess.
i guess he's cool but not really because being homophobic isn't very cash money
Ethan: ugh I hate gays
me: yeesh, Ethan why you gotta be like that? man, people would like you more if you were more open to the entire friccing world
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Watch out Ethan will sit on you heβs a fat Kidd that will hit your sister gf and mom from the back
Person1:hes hot person2:he raped me. Heβs a Ethan hit my mom so hard.
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