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A fake hair style, made popular by middle-age men, who are not accepting their male-patterned baldness but instead, insist their impending baldness is a hair style.
Jim: Wow, Mike, you are really starting to go bald!
Mike: Na man, I'm not going bald, it's my new reverse-fade hair cut.
Jim: Bro, you are in denial!
Mike: No, seriously, it is a new hair cut that is driving all the girls wild.
Jim: Man, you are lost. Nobody is buying that! Bro, you are bald. Accept it. Now, go grab your pickleball paddle and join all the other old guys with their "reverse-fades."
Mike: You're a jerk, Jim.
A shady barber who lacks proficiency with scissors but can give you a killer fade. Consumes a lot of stimulants to enhance their performance.
I was looking a little raggedy the other day. I have a job interview coming up, I should probably go to the fade doctor.
when you see a gyat you gotta say lemme give you a low booty fade and say how massive it is
yo frank you see that massive gyat lemme I'm gon give it a low booty fade
When someone gets pissed at you, usually a sibling, spouse or friend, and instead of taking it out all at once, he/she lets it out little by little for a couple of days. They do this to try to hide that they are mad at them. This usually comes with slight punches and violence and not talking to you that much. When they do punch or kick, they usually say the words, "oops," or "just kidding."
Dude, I dropped my brother's phone into the pool, I think he's trying to pull off a pissed-off-fade-away move on me.
How one feels after getting blown; faded.
You feel slumpt.
I’m not tired it’s just the after fade
the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF
john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
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a very badly done boosie fade
“damn jerry’s boosie fade looks more like a bussy fade”