friend crush

Experiencing a strong desire to become friends with a person you don't know very well. Often times, people experiencing friend crushes will exhibit nervousness, giddiness, idolatry, admiration, and clumsiness similiar to those emotions experienced when being around a regular crush.

Wow, that girl is so cool! Who is she?! I totally have a friend crush on her.

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Pity friend

A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.

Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.

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Fake Friend

Someone who you think is your friend but is really a shady ass hoe.

J.P. is such a fake friend to Katherine. He only hangs out with her unless he has nothing to do.

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grease the friends

This saying refers to quietly paying off those who help you do something.

If you get elected, Joe, we know you will grease the friends!

Smiling Friends

The best adult swim cartoon ever made, right next to Metalocalypse.

Nobody can prove me wrong, its humour is top-notch and it's so weird I love it. This proves that some Youtubers who make animations can make a really good show if they pitch them to adult swim. You should watch Smiling Friends too, because it's that good of a cartoon.

freaky friends

Freaky friends are bestfriends that do on the low shit together😉.

Laney twerks on Bob just as a joke! There are freaky friends.

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Friend Potato

The most majestic thing to exist. They are calm, happy, and don't usually move. They make great pets and/or friends. They are good to hug when you're sad.

I don't have many friends, so I look forward to seeing my Friend Potato.