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catch the grenade

Fuck off, Fuck you, you got fucked, your fucked

Man i went to Carls Jr. And asked for a Coke and they gave me a diet Coke. I wasn't ready to catch the grenade on that one.

by Mr.Alaverga April 2, 2021


jumped on the grenade

A female in a group or in a pair, that's not attractive. The one no one wants. But since she's not attractive and doesn't get the same attention as her hotter friends she gets jealous and turns into a cock block.

"I was hangin out with a buddy and took one for the team, jumped on the grenade to divert her attention."

by CaptainAmerica0329 September 26, 2013


impulse grenade

a grenade/ugly girl with a fat ass.

hey look jerry it’s a grenade. tom, she has a gyatt that’s an impulse grenade

by stkprism July 14, 2023


stinky grenade

When defecating in a public restroom stall, after wiping one's anus, instead of dropping the soiled toilet paper into the toilet, it is tossed over the top of the stall into a neighboring stall occupied by the victim.

In the bathroom at work, I was taking a dump next to my annoying co-worker, so I decided to toss a stinky grenade onto him.

by TheRealArticle December 4, 2016


Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches March 6, 2018


bloody grenade

When she's on her period, and you can only do anal. 3 seconda before cumming you pull the string (tamPIN) and yell "Bloody Grenade!!!", and then Explode!!

They hadn't seen eachother in weeks...
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!

by RowRnLiX May 22, 2022


Bloody Grenade

When she's on her period, and you can only do anal. 3 seconda before cumming you pull the string (tamPIN) and yell "Bloody Grenade!!!", and then Explode!!

They hadn't seen eachother in weeks...
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!

by RowRnLiX May 22, 2022