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The highly competitive, internationally acclaimed sport involving teams of nude, greased partners bound together by gratuitous strands of glow-sticks. Together, under the glow of blacklights, the couple must writhe their way across the finish line before the other duos. Invented in 2011 in Lincoln, Nebraska - the sport has earned acclaim from marriage counselors and the rave community alike.
World-Champion and inventor, Tara Wrist won the coveted first place vest in the 2011 Greasy Spoons finals by writhing in her signature figure eight motion.
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A variety of shit that starts out innocently as a fart, but manifests itself as a wet mess covering the ass cheeks and, in extreme cases, the underwear.
I pushed a little too hard on that fart and got a spoonful of juice in my pants.
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A spoon used to clean out the vagina. Used for dirty lil ginas
Robert Baffi stole my gina spoon and got it all dirty scraping that sand out.
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To partake in sexual intercourse whilst in the general spoonage position. It is also known as the Lazy Missionary Position.
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spooning and fucking at the same damn time.
Yo, we woke up spooning, so i slip up in it. We were spoon fucking for a couple hours
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A revalutionary Shovel used by the penguins in madagascar.
can be used in some games using these stats
Attack 3
Durability 5
Ahhh my plastic spoon broke now I cant dig
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long fingernails on a man
you better cut those crack spoons
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