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getting wood at christmas or at the thought of christmas. wood meaning a stiffy, boner, hard-on, erect penis.
"I'd just had christmas dinner with my family when... BAM! Christmas Wood"
guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...
dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.
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Brian is a sexy 22 year old male, goes by the name Brian, Love Cakes, Sexy Man Meat,3 legs, Lover, and everyones favorite Pervert! weights over 200 pounds of love, has a Twin sister named Brittany. and crazy ex girl friend! but fuck her.. cause hes got a hot Chick now!
"whos that sexy man?" "thats Brian Christmas!"
"hey, nice ass Brian Christmas"
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An insult for when a group of girls begins to insult you. It is followed up with “Ho, ho, ho”.
“You’re so ugly!”
“Yeah, Merry Christmas to you, too.”
“Why are you saying Merry Christmas to us? Are you retarded?!”
*turns around to face them*
“Ho, ho, ho.”
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the skins in fortnite that every 12 year old will cop they will most likely steal their moms credit card and buy every christmas skin that have big asses.
Yo bro are you gonna buy the nog ops she thicc af all the christmas skins are gonna be fire af im copping all of them so people are gonna think im og.
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One who plays call of duty on christmas dayinstead of spending it with family or friends
Person 1: hey do you want to have some turkey?
Person 2: Nah, CBA im to busy playing some christmas CoD.
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The theme for every annoying holiday movie that comes out on Christmas. This is annoying because Christmas has become so commercial that there is no way it is in danger of being lost.
Tonight, the story of the sewer rat who saved Christmas.
This ant is saving Christmas.
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If poverty has forsaken your family during Christmas time.
I think we're going to have a Black Christmas
Hooray for Black Christmas
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