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Jared

the bitch who stole wilbur's gf /hj

person 1: yeah, ive met jared
person 2: of course youve met jared

by dreamshart March 5, 2022


Jared

A fat Costa Rican bastard who got a shitty ass haircut and hates a lovely boy named Bryan. Nigga Jared thinks he’s rich ($14 an hour makes fat niggas go crazy) he lies about everything except that he has so many hoes. Nigga thinks he’s a thug cause he live in a shitty ass apartment. The biggest city boy s(as in fat asf but he still a city boy) got pepperoni nipples, SpongeBob acne and is a big fan of chaka culture and claims the chaka set. And he is thankful for god given opportunity’s Jared is a good homie and faithful vato and

Margret: Jared is fine ask
Hannah: I’d let him nut inside of me
Margret:…
The hoes: I’d like Jared to fill my holes

by Chester2fine March 10, 2023


Jared

This person will make you feel the lightest you’ve ever felt ever! Like a skinny skinny feather. Jared’s are unapologetic and charming with a fantastical sense of humor. He cherishes his friends and treats them like absolute guido/guidette royalty! Obsessed with gorillas and getting sticky and shaking ass.

Jared can simply whip the piss.

by Definedinmylanguage February 3, 2022


Jared

Jared's are short but are absolutely packing my guy

Look there is a Jared he is so cool.

by didurmom42069 July 6, 2022


Jared

An okay guy that likes art loves music and says hello a lot

Jared really likes art

by Jared_animation February 9, 2021


Jared

A short male that stinks of b.o (body Oder) and has a nasty hair cut and can’t pull bothers so he preys on little girl

Jared: Bro I can suck my own dick

Person 2: wtf ur weird

by Donkeydickjr December 27, 2022


Jared Punzalan

The most obnoxious,gay, asian you will ever meet. He looks emo as hell and has a crappy haircut

I never want to be a Jared Punzalan

by Baracoustic May 15, 2023