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Jeans cock is extremely long, black, hairy, wide, thick, and furry. It extends from Jean Martin all the way to the planet of Pluto. On its way to pluto, it goes through Uranus (HAR!). Jeans cock is also extremely black, so watch out for it sneaking up on you in the middle of the night as it can easily disguise itself as the sky.
Also, watch out for jeans cock on black friday. oooooooooosmf!
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saltiest salt.
I put some jean loup on my romsteack, I almost dried out.
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Dry humping with jeans on. Often causes irritation and chafing.
Justin Timberlake at 2011 Spike Guys' Choice Awards: "are we going to spend 2 straight hours jean jamming them until chafing occurs and we have to walk all funny for 3 hard days?"
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the exposure of the top of a man's gluteal cleft
There are now T-shirts that prevent jean cleavage available.
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Sexy bij with thicc ass who appeared instead of Ayato while person 1 was pulling for him. And then afterwards made history by being the 1st ever person to bust a million nuts by looking at "sussy Jean pics supplied by Kaeya". She can also give a "succ" with her elemental skill.
person 1: BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Y DA FOK DID I GET JEAN BRUHH.
person 2: get rekt
*1 week later*
person 1: imagine not having a sexy bij as Jean Gunnhildr in ur comp, cant relate.
*person 2 proceeds to making sad noises as he doesnt have bijes like Jean and spends all his primos in meta chars*
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Many many many very very bad bad GERMS that come from JEAN. Or known as JEAN GERMS
Eww I got infested with JEAN GERMS!!
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Jean peen is when a women's jeans creases at her crotch, making a bulge that looks like a penis.
She has a Jean peen when she sits.
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