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Is a god.
Joel : I think I have a god complex
Me : No Joel you are god
Joel’s are a real douche. They slowly win over people’s heart but in reality do not care about the person. It’s only a matter of time before they break another girls heart. And then they just move onto the next girl as if nothing ever happened. Joel’s will pretend to be there for you but won’t really be helpful in a time of need. They will use phrases like “it’s gonna be okay” or “don’t cry”, but really they are just trying to seem like a good boyfriend. If you have a joel in your life, I feel sorry for you. Take action before something happens and your heart is broken.
Girl #1: Hey who’s that hot new kid?
Girl #2: Oh that’s joel. He’s a douche.
Girl #1: Oh, okay. Thanks for the heads up.
a response to any question ever asked
Guy "how was your day honey?"
Girl "Joel"
A goblin who is surprisingly good at grilling
"Joel, despite your goblin-like features you are really good at grilling these sausages!"
Biggest numpty you will ever meet tbh. All that comes out of his mouth is waffle and all that goes in is penis.