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One of the greatest ass kickers of all time. He beat up his opponents with a smile and they loved him for it.
Black Jack Johnson, NYC...
Excuse me, he was from XGalvestonTexasX.
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A private university in the Northeast specifically Providence Rhode Island, where rich kids from Massachusetts and sorrounding New England area go if they are too dumb too attend a real college. Culinary Arts, Hospitality, and Business are the major programs but a degree from JWU is generally laughed at by industry professionals. Lot of students are addicted to painkillers. Tuition and room and board is over $30,000 a year. The teachers, atmosphere location, food, dorms and pretty much everything about the school sucks but the school is such a business it will go out of it's way to make you a student to get your money. IF ALL ELSE FAILS GO TO JOHNSON & WALES
I heard he's a Culinary major at Johnson & Wales? Yeah he didn't have the grades to go anywhere else and thought he could be the next Emeril. Too bad he'll never make it with a degree from that school.
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Loser who takes Message Boards on the internet too seriously.
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Putting a fresh banana in a microwave and setting it for 10 minutes on high. The after effect is a burnt phallic shaped object that smell's like a yeti's ball sack.
I skated out of work early, but before I did I went to the accounting department's breakroom and left them a black johnson. TGIF mofos!
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Casual Sports Fans. Defined by Hootie & the Blowfish when asked the meaning of their album of the same name.
Rob is such a Fairweather Johnson, he doesn't even know the Phillies are in the Senior League!
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a cock that is bigger than Mudbone's. Aka L.J.
Guy: Did you know that the Long Johnson can possibly kill you?
Girl: Oh really! O_O
*takes the LJ.. Girl: Oh noo!
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1. A term given to an unsuccessful explorer who manages to discover nothing of importance during his/her career
2. An unemployed immigrant that sells refurbished laptops in order to support a costly drug habit.
1. David became the first nutsack johnson in his fleet after returning home empty handed from his Arctic expedition.
2. That nutsack johnson is going to single handedly ruin our reputation for selling quality refurbished laptops.
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