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A Luke Mclennan often as a bigfoot hairy penis.
It often dies in it's 20's as it cannot find a mate, and will wither without any sex.
Pedo 1: Hey! That guy looks like a virgin!
Pedo 2: Let's rape him!
Pedo 1: Nah, he looks like a Luke Mclennan.
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A very hot guy from the band "5 Seconds Of Summer" or "5sos." He has blonde hair and blue eyes and is the lead singer of the band. Luke used to be very shy, but ever since getting used to the fame and dating Arzaylea, he's just not the same. According to Luke's past two girlfriends... he likes girls with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a great personality and is very kind to fans. He's also very kind to his band mates if not joking around with them.
1)have you heard of Luke Hemmings?!
omg yessss he is so hot
I know right!
I want to meet him so bad
same
2) omg I met Luke Hemmings he was sooo sweet
luckyyyyy he seems so nice i just want to hug him and never let go
i wish I didn't have to
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Person: have you heard of Luke Hemmings?
Fan: yeah that fake betch
Only the 5sosfam will get this if not go to YouTube and search Luke Hemmings fake betch and it will explain everything
Btw follow me on Instagram @5sos_is_ma_jam
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A "Luke Harrison" is the act of performing sexual intercourse whilst playing a flute, from the movie "Eyes of The Knight".
Sam: Did you get with that lass last night?
Ronald: Yer, she was well good
Sam: But didn't you have music lessons
Ronald: I multitasked, did a Luke Harrison on her.
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Massive fuckboy, thinks he’s popular, but no one really likes him. He’s literally had 13 girlfriends, not a single one hot.
Luke Gallo has no friends.
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Luke's Mom - noun - 1. A female that fornicates with anyone for meager wages, a case of Old Milwaukee, or a carton of Newports. 2. Human receptacle of semen, urine, or the occasional fecal matter.
That bitch was totally a Luke's mom.
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Getting a handjob while riding on a roller coaster where your feet dangle. When you are climaxing, kicking your legs furiously as if you were walking on the sky.
Man, were you scared on that ride, your legs were kicking all over the place?
No way bro, Kelly gave me a quick handie, I was Luke Skywalking.
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