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“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.
M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!
Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.
She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.
When you're ready to go down on a woman and you stick your head in the vagina while on her period.
"Bro, I slopped a tomato left right and center on my girl lastnight, it was amazing!"
Sloppy Tomato
When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake all directions.
Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.
When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake in all directions.
Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.
Cackles the Sicilian-American friend.
A large cherry tomato shaped big toe
Your toe is like a cherry tomato toe.
Yo if tomato is a fruit that makes tomato sauce a smoothie!