one on the way

Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.

"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"

Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."

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One Deep

Live life independant and free of all the fraudulence and fake in your life. Un-influenced by others negativity and hate.

Fuck ALL these niggas and Fuck ALL these hoes, one deep in my life I dont trust a fuckin soul.

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one-hitter

A small pipe with a bowl large enough for one really good hit of marijuana. One-hitters are almost always identical to cigarettes in shape and size, and are usually painted to resemble them as well. They are very good for smoking weed discreetly in public. One-hitters often come with a box called a dugout, with one compartment for storing your bud and a smaller one for storing the pipe.

My one-hitter is the only pipe I use.

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party of one

The hot New York dinner reservation, during the coronaviral epidemic.

"Jack, party of one, your table is ready," Jack said quietly, as he sat down in his kitchen, prepared to enjoy his own company, and his justly famous mac'n'cheese.

one please

Used as an exclamation of approval.

Can be used in a variety of contexts including, but not limited to:
- when you see something you wanna eat
- when you see someone with whom you want to have penetration
- when you see an outfit/shoes that your wardrobe cannot survive without

Choice uses include exclaiming the phrase when looking at a dessert menu implying you want to eat everything on the dessert menu.

Once you establish a reputation for using the phrase among your peer group, you can start using alternative numerical values, for example, "two please" when you see an incredibly attractive pair of Brazilian identical twin brothers.

(Nick and Dave walk into a bar and are greeted by an underwear model)
Dave: one please!

Dad for One

A popular My Hero Academia fanfiction trope where All for One is Midoriya Izuku's father

"I love Dad for One fics" "Got any Dad for One fic recs?"

two-to-the-one

Basically means peace out. It can be made with the fingers - the peace sign (two) and the thumb hitched in the way to say "get out of here" (one).

A: I have to go pick up my cousin.
B: Ok man, two-to-the-one.
A: See ya.