Dumb card

An authentication card that contains digital user data, such as a personal identification number (PIN). An example of this is usually an ID, ATM card, or any card with a magnetic stripe.

My dumb card has a black magnetic stripe that contains a digital encrypted pin that is compared to the pin I enter on the ATM.

Gift card

An attempt to buy somebody into a line, kind of like a stimulus check.

Someone wanted more people to get in a line, this time a vaccine line, so they started offering everybody a gift card and a donut out of desperation.

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card house

A house where people go to gamble their money in card games such as poker or Tonk which the house gets a percentage out of each winning hand.

My uncle Flip runs a card house from his home to supplement his social security income.

My grandma would invite local construction workers to her card house on their pay day.

KKK (Cards)

When at any given point in a game requiring cards, that you hold 3 kings at once.

I had two 10s and a KKK (Cards) in my hand

Card tag

Passing the office birthday card to the next person and forcing them to figure out who is the next to sign.

I got stuck near the end of the line in the card tag for Holly's birthday. Tag, you are it!

pregnant card

When a woman in a relationship or marriage doesn’t wanna leave the man in whatever terms and says she’s pregnant to have the man stay.

Justin: Rachel, I can’t deal with you not getting a job, you’re living with me for free, after all I helped for you to get out of the toxic family you once were in… it’s like you’re bringing it to me… I think we should separate since you complain and do drugs and shit, it’s not the energy I want…
Rachel: Honey, I’m pregnant…
Justin: BULLSHIT!!!! You’re trying to pull the pregnant card, huh?

Calamity Cards

An awesome fucking dark-fantasyroguelike deckbuilder game made by the a person named SkylarkGSH

In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.

Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"