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To get belligerent on alcohol to make up for the weed you didn't smoke or never smoked.
Example I was Crunk Drunk walking through the club because you know I don't smoke that shit. I know man that's why I'm Crunk because I do smoke that shit.
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STAN ENHYPEN LOSERS STREAM DRUNK DAZED HELL YEAH LETS FUCK SHIT UP IN THIS BLOODY BIRTHDAY PARTY WOOOOO HOOOOOO
“Hey have you listened to drunk dazed?”
“What-?”
“Drunk dazed by Enhypen!”
“I’ll listen to it now!”
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The state of intoxication when one is unable to get home without assistance from others. Thus, without assistance the drinker would be left homeless.
Man, I was practically homeless drunk last night. Without my sassy gay friend I never would have made it back.
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The point of inebriation where one becomes possessed of legendary eloquence.
May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.
Alice reached the magic level of Shakespearean drunk and was able to sing "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer
Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.
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1) Not being able to get off and lasting for an extended period of time
2) Not being able to get a flesh rocket ignited
Wow d-bag, I had some drunk dick with that chick last night. Damn, I owned that ho. HUGE
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When you're just drunk enough to start stumbling around... but not incoherent. You basically look/act like a penguin.
Is Kevin going to be able to make it to the party?
Hell yeah, he's just penguin drunk.
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girls that cry and whine for attention with their overly dramatic stories of how daddy won't buy them a new car and how much they hate life when they don't get their way are Drunk on Restasis.
that girl cried so many tears it was like she was drunk on restasis.
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