Number 12

To be someone’s reason for changing or someone’s reason for being heartless

Him: you changed after y’all broke up
Her: he was my number 12

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Paint By Numbers

A person, usually female who wears enough make-up to resemble a painting. Due to the specificity of make-up locations, it becomes a paint-by-numbers picture where certain colors go to a certain point.

Dude, did you see Jody's make-up tonight?

Yeah man, she looked like a total paint by numbers

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Number Three

When you walk in on somebody, and instead of them being on the toilet, they're masturbating

Man 1: "Oh My God! I'm so sorry!"
Man 2: "Hey, so you caught me taking a Number Three, it happens."

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Soldier Number Nine

Origin: From the Middle Eastern military practice of soldiers counting off and the 9th soldier in every squad becomes the fuck-buddy for the rest of the men while they're in the field. Related to bacha bazi, the Afghani practice of taking boys, dressing them up like girls, teaching them to dance and then using them as sex slaves.

In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa

American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.

You: "Hey Bob--how the fuck ya' doing?"
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).

Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."

Rule number 5

“Show no love. Love will get you killed.”

Rule number 5 is When you love someone so much and they break your heart. Typically when a guy will give a girl everything and she cheats or falls out of love.

Friend: What got you into the gym bro? What’s your motivation?

Me: “I broke Rule Number 5.”

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Number Code

A system of secret code numbers, also called the math club.
1- guy
2- fat guy
3-girl
4-threesome
5-fat girl
6-half of nine
7-gay guys
8-gay girls
9- half of six

Guy1: That guy was such a 72
Guy2: What are you talking about?
Guy3: You wouldn't get it, you're not in the math club! You don't know the number code.
Guy2: What the heck are you guys talking about?
(Guy1&2 hi5)

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number run

to go buy some joints

I tote guns, I make number runs
-Biggie Smalls

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