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San Elizario. original name "El Presidio(fort) de San ELCEARIO.One of the oldest, most historical and colorful towns in NORTH AMERICA. One of the first European visitors was a Spaniard named Avar Nunez Cabeza de Vaca,around 1535.And for those of us who love THANKSGIVING Holidays,there is good evidence that the first one did not commence back East,but at San Elizario on April 30,1598.Juan de Onate and our first known European colonist passedthrough with 83 wagons and 8000 head of livestock.(In those days,this area was part of Mexico south bank of the Rio bravo. On April 31 1535 the friars said a Mass of Thanksgiving, proclaiming La Toma -the taking of Possession, and the first KNOWN Mass ever celebrated in what is now the United States.The first public school in El Paso county opened in 1870 at San Elizario. In San Elizario it's old jail where Billy The KID once broke out. And the old presidio chapel makes one of the oldest citys of the U.S.
San elizario, San elceario, oldest presido south of the border, Billy the Kid town to drink with friends
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the most blatantly homosexual city there is.
Q: How many straight guys in San Francisco does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Both of them
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city that blows. it's too hot, too humid, there's nothing fun to do. it's hot.
San Antonio blows.
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A useless piece of shit place in the Southwestern corner of the United States dedicated to over-priced real estate, silicone boobs, military-industrial complex, biotech, monster truck bros, SDSU oversized sunglasses-wearing hoes, La Jolla/Del Mar bi-sexual soccer moms, PB frat losers, North County right-wing anti-immigration Minutemen, and fish tacos.
Thinks "high culture" is watching an Over the Line game at Fiesta Island or attending the San Diego Symphony in flip flops.
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County/City in Southern California
1.HOME OF THE JABBAWOCKEEZ!!!!
2. "America's Finest City"
3. Also known for it's awesome beaches. It is also a large county.
4. The BEST Carne Asada Fries are always served in San Diego
EX 1: Guy : Hey where you from?
Girl: San Diego
Guy: NICE!!!
EX 2:
Guy from Orange County: Carne Asada Fries suck.
Guy 2: That's because you haven't tried Carne Asada Fries here in SAN DIEGO, man!
EX 3: Jabbawockeez represent SAN DIEGO!
EX 4: Look at the cops car. It says "America's Finest City.
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City by the pacific Ocean. We have 10 months of winter here and like two of summer.
Places of interest:
We have the Haight and Ashbury area, which really isn't what it used to be.
We have Chinatown, which is smelly and stuffy and crowded all the time. We have a great view, especially from Twin Peaks. We have the alcatraz (sp?) island, and the cable cars are pretty rad.
Like, 40% of this city is made up of Asian people.
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One of those places where no one can both live and work there. Only people who can afford not to work can afford to live there. People who work there live some place like Santa Rosa or San Jose.
The natural result of San Francisco is that people who work in Santa Rosa or San Jose can't afford to live there, because people who live in Frisco took all the houses, and have to live some place like Ukiah or Modesto instead.
People used to both live and work in Modesto, but now they have to commute from Sonora or Madera. It's all Frisco's fault, and the sooner one of their faults dumps them in the ocean, the better.
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