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When you toss semen.
The words are genuinely used when semen is tossed on someone's face but they could applied anywhere as long as semen is being tossed.
Have you been doing some semen tossing lately?
Yea man but this time it wasn't his face.
The Politically Correct term for CumDumpster
Your wife is such a semen safe, Bob
In reference to the saying "make love not war", means the exact same thing.
At the war protest someone had a sign that said "bust semen not skulls."
When you nut on a plate. Freeze it. And then throw it and a girl catches it her mouth
Person1:Dude my girl wanted me to give her a semen frisbee last night.
Person2: wow she must be a freak!
The product of air master bation.
Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.
-Facts about Dream Semen-
Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.
I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.
Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.
Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.
Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds
Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.
Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.
Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.
Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.
Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."
Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"
Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"