they did surgery on a grape
they did surgery on a grape
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When you choose to avoid paying attention to other people's experiences with a situation because your personal experience sucked.
Zach: "I've decided not to look at any pictures on Facebook of people enjoying Halloween as I had a shitty and boring Halloween."
Renee:"I did that with the Rally to Restore Sanity. I'm "Sour Grapes"-ing the whole experience."
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A girl who is a grape and acts very innocent but really is the definition of a BITCHY ASS SLUT HOE
Jimin: “oH look that’s my friend Vincana”
Selin: “you mean BITCHY ASS SLUT HOE GRAPE GIRL?”
Yoongi: “Vincana (grape girl) has a daddy kink not Selin!”
the best flavor in the whole fucking world like oh mygod i love it so frickin muchhh
guy: "hey, what's your favorite flavoring?"
absolutely awsome guy: "iartificial grape flavoring i fucking love it aaAAA"
When you attach four grapes to a cocktail stick and use them as anal beads, only to clench and juice them into a glass, creating the forbidden Ribena
Guy 1: "Dude did you get lucky with that Ryan guy last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, we watched some Chuck and tucked into a Mongolian Grape Drip afterwards!"
Where Country boys find out where the Boys will be drinking
City Slicker- Yo Man where are we drinking tonight?
Man- Brother the redneck grape vine told gave me a place
City Slicker- who’s the red neck grape vine
Man- Go home you City Boys this is the Stix