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Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.
"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
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Live life independant and free of all the fraudulence and fake in your life. Un-influenced by others negativity and hate.
Fuck ALL these niggas and Fuck ALL these hoes, one deep in my life I dont trust a fuckin soul.
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A small pipe with a bowl large enough for one really good hit of marijuana. One-hitters are almost always identical to cigarettes in shape and size, and are usually painted to resemble them as well. They are very good for smoking weed discreetly in public. One-hitters often come with a box called a dugout, with one compartment for storing your bud and a smaller one for storing the pipe.
My one-hitter is the only pipe I use.
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The hot New York dinner reservation, during the coronaviral epidemic.
"Jack, party of one, your table is ready," Jack said quietly, as he sat down in his kitchen, prepared to enjoy his own company, and his justly famous mac'n'cheese.
Used as an exclamation of approval.
Can be used in a variety of contexts including, but not limited to:
- when you see something you wanna eat
- when you see someone with whom you want to have penetration
- when you see an outfit/shoes that your wardrobe cannot survive without
Choice uses include exclaiming the phrase when looking at a dessert menu implying you want to eat everything on the dessert menu.
Once you establish a reputation for using the phrase among your peer group, you can start using alternative numerical values, for example, "two please" when you see an incredibly attractive pair of Brazilian identical twin brothers.
(Nick and Dave walk into a bar and are greeted by an underwear model)
Dave: one please!
A popular My Hero Academia fanfiction trope where All for One is Midoriya Izuku's father
"I love Dad for One fics" "Got any Dad for One fic recs?"
One gorilla can be used interchangeably with on God.
Steve-"you promise you are going to come to my party tomorrow"
Fred-"I promise, one gorilla"