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Pots and shit refers to whenever something goes terribly wrong. It is referenced to whenever someone jumps out of a plane in a cartoon, but instead of a parachute, pots and shit come out of the bag.
Someone brings you their child to watch because they've got a date and you don't. That's a Pots and Shit moment.
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When ever you trust a girl and she plays you. As used in the movie Super Troopers.
Person 1 - "Was there anytime you suspected her using you?"
Person 2 - "Nah man, i thought she was genuine."
Person 1 - "You got played, thats whats called the Honey Pot."
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Old industrial-grade office stereotype for a person who is prominent and projects a good image, but does not actually contribute anything to a company
He's done some good work and been with the company for 30 years, but the last few years he's been a Potted Palm.
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In poker, the act of betting so much that you have effectively put the majority of your chips in play, leaving you with very little left in reserve should you loose the hand.
After being dealt big slick Rob pot committed himself pre-flop and when nothing hit, he was left with a decision of going all-in or checking.
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When a guy ejaculates in someones nose and it goes in one nostril and out the other.
Last night Frank totally neti potted in my nose... it was AWESOME! My sinuses are so clear!!
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Farting under an electric blanket and then pulling it over your significant others head, similar to the "Dutch Oven" but using an electric blanket.
Terri, my MILF, and I were cuddled up under my electric blanket when she let one rip and pulled a crock pot.
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When a male dips his nuts in the vagina while masturbating and the shoots his load on the girls face like steam coming out the tea pot
Dude I did the tea pot to my girl friend last night
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