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AKA Post Office Party
A house-party full of "male" and "packages"
Normally used to describe a worst case scenario, college house-party full with, at best, a 20 male to 1 female ratio but can even exceed 40:1. Often accompanied by swamp-ass, dude-sweat, and circle-jerking frat fags who put a spoiler on any car they ever buy.
Holy fuck! I barely escaped from that postal party with Aubry, she almost got raped by 30 guys, i need to find the Temple of Poon after that dude-fest.
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An animal, With a steady diet of liquor and other substances.
Guy 1: Wheres Party Pete?
Guy 2: I dunno, but i bet hes going hard.
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A term for a party that doesn't involve alcohol, usually before an event you can't go drunk to.
John: So is there a party before prom?
Sean: Yeah but it's a sober party, they're kicking kids out of school if you go to prom drunk.
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When giving head to a man and you feel it pulse before he is about to cum, twirl a finger around his bum hole and gather up about 10 hairs and at the exact moment he cums, yank that little rope ....... the party popper
He said he liked a mix of pleasure and pain so she surprised him with a party popper
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When a girl/guy in their 20's party's SO much and SO hard they be looking like their in their 40's
"You see that chick over there, she's single"
"Yeah but that B has got mad Party Face tho"
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A misnomer commonly heard from un-hip parents and those of impaired hearing, stemming from the phrase "LAN party," where LAN stands for "Local Area Network." They often feature pizza and stimulants, such as sugar, caffeine, and guarana, can last upwards of 40 hours, and frequently cause participants to be dead to the world for a day or two afterward. See also: LAN Party.
Dad: "You kids all ready for your LAND PARTY tonight?"
Kids: <roll their eyes>
Dad: "What?"
Kids: "Hahaha, right, dad. We're ready off the LAND party. Just let me grab a CAND of coke, MAND. Are we taking the car or the VAND?"
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when you want to hang out with friends, but have too much homework to do so you get together to do homework. only sometimes does homework actually get finished.
a: hey what are you doing?
b: oh just studying at my friend's dorm.
a: are you having a homework party? o_O
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