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1. a tennis or badminton move in which a player takes a small feminine-like step, throws the ball/birdie up into the air, and in an attempt to serve, twirls the racket with a complete wrist motion, around their own hip area, to gain leverage on the ball. note: this move has a failure rate of 95%.
2. a move inspired by a dude named andrew in 9th period gym class while playing against two girls that he secretly has a crush on, but they actually know.
Kait: Wow post! What was that funky move you just did?
Lauren: It's called a post twirl!
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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a member of a Forum, or chat board that adds messages just to increase post count with no consideration of the topic thread.
Thread Title:
Conduct Rules of Forum Please Read:
Member response: I cant read. Im just a Post Whore and want to get my name in print.
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v. In ice hockey, it means to barely miss a goal when a shot eludes the goaltender, yet deflects back into play after hitting either the left or right goalpost. A hard rubber puck shot at high velocity makes a "ringing" sound, much like that of a bell, when it hits the metal goalpost, thus "ring(ing) the post." You can also "ring the crossbar" if a rising shot hits the top bar connecting the goalposts. The goaltender is considered very lucky if he is bailed out by such an event.
Wisconsin would have beat Minnesota by an even greater margin if they didn't ring the post five times. Man their goalie is a great big sieve.
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To post-pwn is to pwn someone, then either:
a. pwn them again in a short period of time.
or
b. bring up an instance of pwning someone, often bringing back the original pain/humiliation of being pwned.
a. (In x-box live)
n00b: I do believe you have defeated my character!
player: Yeah! That's right! You got pwned!
(3 minutes later)
n00b: oh em gee! It seems as if you have defeated me again.
player: Oh yeah! POST-PWND!
b.
Dude 1: Hey, dude! Remember when you passed out on the floor and I shaved "loser" into your head?
Dude 2: Aww, man! Why'd you just have to post-pwn me?
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Post-trad describes a person who couldn't take the heat. Since their mothers fed them exclusively soy milk as children, their based levels are unable to be seen with the naked eye as they are nearly non existent.
Post-trads are very concerned with how they are perceived. They adhere to liturgical indifference, some times claiming "I know the Latin Mass is better but trads mean". The often walk what they pretend is a middle ground and play the centrist card frequently, though in debates they will inevitably side with the leftcaths.
Post-trads are the first in line to take any vaccine, and always wear their masks. Post-trads are well known for their desire to simply "OBEY".
Tony thinks the Latin Mass is cool but the trads are mean, so he goes to his local Bogus Ordo to support his local parish. Tony lives with his mom. Tony is a post-trad.
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One of the most prestigious & credible news organizations along with The New York Times and Wall Street Journal. After all, the paper is the reason why Richard Nixon resigned.
While Trump supporters hate it, but it's also a thorn to the sides of every Bernie Bro because they despise that an evil billionaire like Jeff Bezos owns it and when reporters write pieces to let readers know that Bernie Sanders is a divisive old goat making proposals that are economically impossible. Cults don't like it when their almighty leaders get fact checked.
The Washington Post isn't fake news. Sorry Trumpers and Berners!
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A Post Party is a chance for Post Whores to get more posts and become more popular. Anyone who replies to these threads should be shot.
3k POST PARTY YAY GGKTHNXNORE
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