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a delicious treat for crackheads. much like a traditional sandwich, usu. made with white bread, peanut butter, and crack although any combination of sandwich ingredients and crack will suffice.
I caught my stupid friend josh eating a crack sandwich, man he was wired after that.
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When your hands are so dirty going into the bathroom, you have to wash your hands first, then go to the bathroom (usually urination), then wash your hands afterwords.
After his work on the construction site, Mark had to take a pee sandwich.
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Giving a girl a mouthful of sperm. Since it has a consistency similar to mayo, combined with a girls mouth it immulates what having a mayo sandwich in her mouth would look like.
Peter North: Ready for this facial?
Girl:No, I'd rather you give me a mayo sandwich!
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A tasty polynesian treat; consisting of a generous serving of South Pacific Asian Meat sandwiched between 2 or more intensely euphoric women.
The spam sandwich is said to be a powerful aphrodisiac.
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The act of sexual intercourse during your lunch break.
This is used in order to acheive pleasure as well as make it back to the office before your lunch break is over.
My girlfriend gave me a toasted sandwich over lunch.
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A sandwich prepared by a wife for her blue-collared husband's lunch. Such sandwiches are indicative of the husband's libido, either ravenous or lacking: Thick meat on a sandwich indicates a happy wife, whereas a thin slice of bologna with no condiments stands testament to a man who has been ignoring his carnal obligations.
Bob's wife gave him a skimpy Work Sandwich -- they won't be married for much longer.
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A sexual act involving three males in which one man is anally penetrated. Simultaneously, the receiving man holds another male upside down and males #2 and #3 orally pleasure each other.
I'm horny. Let's make a solid sandwich.
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