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Sarah and I had fun last night with my semen rifle and her vajayjay
a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake
She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy
Freshly fallen snow in the road that slicks the surface, making driving more difficult than usual.
Holy shit we just lost control of the car for a second around that turn.
Yeah dude, the roads covered in street semen.
Bohemian streamin in semen repeated untill no one can take it anymore
Once a month a man will ejaculate all over himself as his genitils excrete all of last month’s semen. After he has cum all over himself he will start to produce new semen for the month.
Semenating
Bro, I started semenatng yesterday and my balls feel amazing!
1. A child
a. A product of semen
b. Semen created it
c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?
a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption
b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen
c. Semen enthusiast
She acted like a semen goblin as soon as we were alone
One's hand after one finishes jacking off.
President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.