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When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.
"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"
Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell
"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"
The state of becoming so used to the disgusting flavour and texture of spam, that anything else sends your body into a horrid spiral
Jack: I shouldn't have eaten that casserole, I think it's gone off. It's either that or Spam Shock
when you take more drugs after being barred out earlier and now youre barred out again..and crossed with the drug you just took
I cant remeber shit I got hella bar shocked after that dab from all those xannys this morning
When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue
My brother Alabama ape shocked me with their spit my butt is so clean
When a cock leaves you flabbergasted. It could be because the cock is incredibly large or incredibly small. It could be because it has a fungus growing on it. For whatever reason the cock leaves you gobsmacked and stunned to silence.
"Dude pulled out an 11 incher and left me in cock shock bro istg"
When you rub your feet on the carpet and touch penis tips with another man giving him a static electric shock.
Me and my boyfriend really love giving each other cock shocks.