what you say when you are in a group chat or group call and it gets really awkward
girl: my dog died
*awkward silence*
guy: so what about them sports?
Someone Beef Boss is madly in love with. Abby from Wii sports is also very cute
“Who’s the Mii you had a crush on since you were 5”
“Oh yeah, Abby from Wii sports”
the words range rover sports truck is from a lil yatchy song but also know as a baylen levine meme:)
jessica: do you know baylen levine?
me: range rover sports truck
To solve a dispute (usually when two chicks want the one dude), rockem sockem sports sex is initiated. Generally, the dude will instigate the rockem sockem sports sex, in which the two girls will sit upon the dude (one on the dick and one on the face) and box until there is one left standing who is crowned the winner.
However, after all is said and done, the dude is the real winner and the chicks lose. Suckers.
Girl 1 - "Yo, he's mine!"
Girl 2 - "uh uhhh, back off bitch, he's my man!"
Dude - "Girls, please, there's only one way to resolve this... Rockem sockem sports sex."
the short time frame when all the 3 major sports are still in season which is late october.
baseball is usually in the world series (at the end), basketball is just starting (beginning) and football is halfway done (the middle)
When the triple sport grace period begins, I'm not sure what to watch on tv!
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The ranking system of sports that are cool to not-so-cool.
Football, Lacrosse
Basketball, Soccer
Baseball, Volleyball
Hockey, Swimming
Wrestling, Track
Cross Country, Tennis
Golf, Bowling
Football and Lacrosse are at the top of "coolness" on the high school sports hierarchy.
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To blatently blast a random girl doggy-style without protection.
I had to trick fancy sport fuck this ho bare back and I flipped her backside 'cause rubbers are for faggots.
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