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A girl that is really, really ugly.
OMFG look at that chick! She's beat sauce!
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when your heart makes 2 sounds that sound like a thump
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That chicks pussy is so beat up, she did the whole football team.
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When your significant other finds you masturbating during the middle of the night while sleeping.
Gary you fucking manwhore, I couldn't sleep last night because you were sleep beating so hard it was shaking the bed!
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The name of every CD I burn containing rap on it, followed by the volume. For example, the third hip-hop CD I ever burned was "Negro Beats vol. 3"
"Hey man, pop in Negro Beats vol. 5"
"I only have volume 9 in here man."
"Damn, that sucks. I wish rap wasn't only good for hit songs that lasted about 5 days, that way you wouldn't go through CD's so fast"
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to jack around and not do anything productive
the service guys are famous for performing a weiner beat
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When a man strokes his penis till "baby batter" comes out.
Man...check out that fine lookin' hottie. Now I'm going to have to beat the witness!!!
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