Hangin' out with the wrong people

Lame excuse often used to rationalize why somebody's life went in a bad direction

Hangin' out with the wrong people, my ass! You ARE the "wrong people", fool. Wise the hell up!

If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric

Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."

Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

When someone says something blatnetly obvious.

“I know you’ve quit and don’t really care but..”
-Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

Playing the game wrong

A person that is a hoe not knowing that everybody already knew about them

A person who try's to talk to a persons friend even thou that friend already knows how they are

A girl or guy that isn't good at being a flirt or a player

You playing the game wrong
You meant play the game!!

Wrong-piping

Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.

The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.

After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.

Seven Levels of Wrong

A phrase referring to the numbered levels of how fundamentally wrong a given act, person, place, item etc is. One being the lowest and Seven being a quite disgusting/horrible thing.

A man slaps a small child hard in the face. This would be a

One, or perhaps a Two at most.
The act of monging for example would fare much higher on the scale. At Level Six or Seven. From these examples you can ascertain the Range that the Seven Levels of Wrong cover.

What am I doing wrong

Used when there’s a hot girl and somehow an ugly guy gets with her

Damn Skylar is bad!!! Look at her boyfriend though, he’s ugly. what Am I doing wrong…