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Ticket Nazis (or Transit Officers)are people who work for City RAil and walk around all day checking tickets, making sure that you do not have your feet on the seat infront of you or getting drunk on the train after work. They generaly walk together in packs of 2-10 in grey uniforms with knight sticks, guns, pepper spray, hand cuffs, pens and infringement book, steel capped boots to kick small children and old ladys with and have very good eye sight that can spot clevage from 3 train cars away. They are often sexist and will not fine someone if they have boobs.
Example conversation-1-"God damn its the Ticket Nazis. Have you got a ticket Dude"?
"Fuck I dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. Do you think I'll get a fine"?
"Yeah dude Ticket Nazis are fucking scumbag assholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. They hold massive grudges and are out for blood. I bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city Rail platform without a ticket".
Example conversation-2-"Hey that Ticket Nazi is looking at my girls tits! What a fucking sexist prick!"
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being stomped.. not by necessarily by a nazi, but someone just as pissed off.
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A breastfeeding mother who condemns bottle feeders in a preachy way.
Most of the Moms at the La Leche League meeting were nice, but a couple were real breastfeeding Nazis.
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When your sitting in an uncomfortable position, and your nuts are under stress, then they BEGIN to Twitch. Very Uncomfortable feel.
"Damn, that opera was so long, I got Nazi Nuts."
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A prudish adult who envies your body and strictly enforces the dress code.
Petunia: "Oh Yowanda, what happened to your shirt? It was so cute!"
Yowanda: "Mrs. Jacobs made me change!"
Petunia: "God, what a midriff nazi."
Yowanda: "Yeah."
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The cheeky grin one has after biting the curb for a jack-booted thug.
Jamal had a nice nazi smile after an inauspicious attempted car jacking.
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1. Somebody who corrects another person's grammar and spelling in an ad hominem attack.
2. A label incorrectly applied to a person who corrects another person's grammar and spelling, regardless of other content in their post and the egregiousness of the errors being corrected. Ironically, this misuse of the label is itself an ad hominem attack.
1. Poster 1- I like Obama's proposle for healthcare reform: It would give poor Americans access to much needed healthcare while retaining the option of private insurance for those who can afford it.
Poster 2- You misspelled "proposal", so your ideas are invalid.
Poster 1- I made a perfect logical point, and a typo does not refute that, you're just being a grammar nazi.
Poster 2- That's a run-on sentence.
2. Poster 1- I h8 oB4m4 b-cuz he wuznt brn 1n da AMEEEERRRIIIICCCCAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Poster 2- Okay... I took the time to decode what you were actually trying to say with your horrific spelling, and it really annoys me when you "birthers" stick your fingers in your ears, close your eyes, and ignore the fact that Obama has released his birth certificate and he was born in the United States.
Poster 1- ur sch a GRMR NZI!!!!!!1!!!11!
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