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Literally sitting on the toilet taking a shit
"I really need to drop Obama off at the pool"
Anthony Padilla: Excuse me, I have to go "Drop The Cosbys Off At The Pool."
Girlfriend: What are you talking about?
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When three or more people are riding in a car and they drive through a tunnel, all the windows are rolled down and everyone screams out the windows all the way through the tunnel. Their shrieking reverberates off the walls of the tunnel causing quite a ruckus.
Bum #1: Listen to those damn fools yelling out their windows!
Bum#2: They can't help it, Earl. I think they got that disease.
Bum #1: What disease, Fred?
Bum #2: That there Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome.
Bum #1: You're a fucking idiot, Fred.
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The opposite of the Jordan Poole effect. If there are hot women watching you, you will play worse.
I have the anti jordan poole effect
When you are trying to have sex with a girl but are far too drunk to get a full hard on or even a three quarter.
Man A: How did you get on with that girl last night?
Man B: To be honest mate I was so lashed it was like playing pool with a piece of rope.
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poop An expression used to describe the act of taking a dump, pooping, or evacuating your bowels of excrement. taking the browns to the super bowl
Where is the ladies room? I have to go drop the kids off at the pool.
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To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.
I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.
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