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When you have a hard stubborn poo inside you that wont come out but you are still farting.
"Wind over loaf farts are the stinkiest."
This taco is going to make me send out the kevorkian wind of doom.
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Not related to "suck wind" or "sucking wind".
State of having had all the good removed from one's life, work, situation, etc; as if sucked right out by a huge vacuum cleaner. Similar to: "hung out to dry"; "left twisting in the wind".
"All they left us with was the sound of sucking wind."
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The process of sticking you finger in another man's butthole. "Slow wind for me..."
Adam likes to slow wind for me.
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What you get when you think your fart is gonna be air but instead its mud. its a 50/50 gamble.
I tought I was gonna rip a nice fart but i actually shit my pants.
Ah my friend, you got mud instead of wind.
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curves like the mountains inthe alps which dont stop on a woman
"damn son you peep shorty over there, with the junk in the trunk, mama is built like a winding road."
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Like "run like the wind", but specifically for when you need to leave a given situation.
Usually an uncomfortable one.
Alright well... go and meet that guy, but if things get awkward, make up some bullshit and dip like the wind!
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