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When you fill the tip of your uncircumcised penis with V8 and pinch it off then tell your girlfriend to give you a blowjob.
Maggi: Bro, my girl came over last night looking for snacks.
Evers: Please tell me you have her a tomato gusher.
when you fill a water balloon with a girls period blood and throw it at some one
shane threw a busted tomato at jessa
I added this tomato emoji over a man I’ve been dick riding for a while now. Isn’t it cute?
The act of moving your early season tomato seedlings to follow the sun for maximum growth potential.
Bob's tomatos benefitted greatly from him doing the Tomato Tango each year.
oh god plz help me WAAAAAAAAAAAwooper whooper whooper whooper jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
freind: hey want some of deez?
me: whooper whooper whooper whooper Jr. double triple whooper super flaming perfect toper I rule this day... PICKLE LETTUCE TOMATO CETCHUP
also me: *looks at friend*
also me from the also me: hey where did he go
friend: ah finally I'm in the backrooms away from this guy
also friend: * R E A L I Z A T I O N *
The act of stuffing tuna fish in the vagina of an over weight ginger with an extraordinarily large puffy red exterior vagina, followed by eating her out.
Took a ginger home from the bar and gave her a tuna stuffed tomato, which was perfect because she was extremely overweight and I had left over tuna
Tomato Sauce is used when you are trapped in Uncle Ted’s basement and can’t get out. That’s all.
“Hey we are trapped! Good thing we have this tomato sauce!