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When a girl is getting oral when all of the sudden, she menstruates in the one licking the pussys mouth. ewww!
Bob: Oh Yeah! I hope your enjoying this (slurp slurp)
Mary: Oh Shit! I think Im gonna -- errrrr
(splurt)
Bob: Fuck, you just gave me a bloody mary!
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When one takes his finger and makes a whole in a roll, while adding ketchup into that hole. After which, eating it in a interesting manner.
Dude, did you see Kasey eat that bloody asshole? Yeah most of the ketchup squeezed out of the back.
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when a girl is on her period and you eatin her pussy and she queefs and she squirts out blood
joe:so is ur gf on her period because that would be a good time to do a bloody keafer
billy:oh ya ik im going to do that saturday
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when you finger a girl on her period
terry fingered gemma whilst she had a heavy rush and ended up with bloody fingers
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What one gets after extensive fisting of a menstruating cooter.
Gian was forced to wash his bloody knuckles after fiercely fisting his fatass heavy loaded girl's menstruating vag.
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When you are having intercourse with a female who is having her period and you take out your bloody penis and slide it under someones nose leaving a period blood based moustache. For bonus points feel free to do a fu-man-chu or a full beard!
Man 1 - Dude why do you have a red moustache???
Man 2 - Peter gave me a bloody sanchez!!
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v. A tactic where one person flips another person over, pulls their pants down, spanks their bare ass with a bundle of celery until the cheeks turn a bright red and finish by shoving a single stick of celery in the pooper. Typically used in self-defense or as a practical joke.
Refer to alcoholic beverage "Bloody Mary".
Erik: "Holy shit! did you see Andy fight that guy yesterday? He Bloody Mary'd the hell out of him!"
Bobby: "Yeah! It was the greatest thing ever!"
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