A dumbass who spends 60 euros each year for the same game and criticizes every other game that “isn’t realistic”
Alex: “dark souls sucks, it’s not realistic, you should try a real game like fifa 22”
Luke: “shut up fifa player”
Massive tall English players usually bald and apart if the EDL. Don't have a first touch smash the ball as hard as they can. Only will score goals with there head or a penalty straight down the middle
Harry maguire is a brexit player
A person who has the personality needed to become a player.
God, Diogo doesn't want to date. I think he could be a player if he wanted, he's player material
Someone superior to everyone (including the band director). A clarinetist enjoys long walks on the beach and being a better person than everyone else. Also infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.
Person 1: Woah, is that a Clarinet Player?
Clarinetist: Yes I am indeed.
Person 1: I could tell because you are infinitely smarter and sexier than percussionists.
A gay person. As a former gay person myself I am ashamed to have played fortnite. I came out as gay to my mam and she didnt care. But when I said I played fortnite she immediately disowned me.
Tom: I’m a Fortnite Player
Garry: EWWWWW, GAYYYYY