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Schrodinger’s slug

Someone who resorts to using easy / overused comebacks because they're too slow to come up with an original one on the spot. Some of which include:

"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"

Guy 1: "You know you can't end racism by creating a petition on Change.org, right?"
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."

by MinkleMic July 27, 2021


Itz Slug

Some bum who thought the "s" in the word "its" was too common and wanted to be different.

"Itz slug poopoo",

by Serpent The Bot July 7, 2021


Milking the slug

Working.

Especially: putting in the hours to earn money.

Similar to grafting.

A: "Been out enjoying the sun today mate?"

B: "Nah I've been milking the slug all day"

by jellyberg April 22, 2019


Pocket Slug

A Penis

Careful! This pocket slug spits!

by Vice420 December 6, 2018


Slippery slippery slugs

When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.

Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline

Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”

by The_see-er September 8, 2021


Chicken Slug

A chicken that looks like a slug.

That Chicken is a chicken slug

by Moltenfoxy October 29, 2022


He'd slug your jaw

The final de-evolution of combat roleplay. These words only come from the mouths of absolute apes.

Person 1: (extremely detailed attack)
Person 2: He'd slug your jaw
Person 1: wtf nigga

by Big Fat Niggaballs March 26, 2023