Someone who resorts to using easy / overused comebacks because they're too slow to come up with an original one on the spot. Some of which include:
"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"
Guy 1: "You know you can't end racism by creating a petition on Change.org, right?"
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."
Some bum who thought the "s" in the word "its" was too common and wanted to be different.
Working.
Especially: putting in the hours to earn money.
Similar to grafting.
A: "Been out enjoying the sun today mate?"
B: "Nah I've been milking the slug all day"
When you and a friend both take a bus full of Xanax, and get drunk. Then strip butt ass naked and cover each other in Vaseline and squirm around on a smooth surface, such as a tile floor. Leaving a trail of Vaseline across the floor. This is a completely non-homosexual act.
Harrison: “Hey bro you down for a game of slippery slippery slugs at my place around 8?”
Joey: “chaaa bra I’ll get the Xanax and the booze, you get the Vaseline”
Harrison: “fuck yeah bro”
A chicken that looks like a slug.
That Chicken is a chicken slug
The final de-evolution of combat roleplay. These words only come from the mouths of absolute apes.
Person 1: (extremely detailed attack)
Person 2: He'd slug your jaw
Person 1: wtf nigga