much adieu about nothing

Where you make a big deal about saying goodbye when those around you really don't care much if you stay or go.

That clumsy gluttonous party-crasher wasn't invited to our backyard barbecue in the first place, and so his "long tearful goodbye" hijinks were really just "much adieu about nothing".

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Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

NOT USEFUL AT ALL

Bill: do you think my having my old things is useful?
Sam: Its about as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Bill: umm ok?

You don't know about me

A vague and mysterious phrase to suggest people don't know something about your character which you have kept a close secret. Just like hiding something in the closet.

Andrew shouted loudly and repeatedly 'You don't know about me! You don't know about me!'

So how about those Whammers?

Segway: Implies that we are off topic for #star_citizen

<Anything off topic said for an extended period>

"So how about those Whammers?"

about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine

Utterly useless
A waste of oxygen
Completely worthless
A waste of space
Devoid of any purposeful function on this earth
Something about as useful as a screen door on a submarine

"This screen door on our submarine is about as useful as a screen-door on a submarine."

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You about to lose yo job

A phrase used in the year 2020 when the orange was leaving office and Joe Biden won the presidential election

Donald...YOU ABOUT TO LOSE YO JOB

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never don't mind about a thing

When you're trying to remain calm, but your words fail you.

"What did you get on your report card son?"
-"Never don't mind about a thing."
"Hmmmm... CHOTTO!"