1. A person who not only speaks too much, but also talks about things that don't matter at all. Even if the things they talk about were important to anyone, they would be wrong.
2. Someone who argues on subjects that they have no claim of expertise on. In fact, they know nothing about it; or anything else for that matter.
3. Tom Cruise
Bill: Man, my internet sucks. I think I'm gonna switch ISPs. Anybody have any suggestions?
Tom: AOL is fantastic! Even if I didn't get internet service from them I would pay the 20 bucks a month just for the instant messenger and chat rooms and stuff!
Ted: *sigh* Tom, you are such a butt tumbler...
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Extreme liquid diarrhea. Sometimes carbonated.
Bro, I just had an entire case of butt pepsi.
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A ruddy queer man who likes to ram his schooner into another man's glory hole; a sailor of anal ports.
See also: ass-rammer, jizz-junkie, cum gulper, butt-muncher, turd-burglar, peter-puffer.
Holy shit, Pete! Don't be grabbing my arse, ya dirty butt pirate! ARGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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The time spent on the toilet where a person reads a book, listens to their ipod, or plays there portable gaming system.
We're going on stage in five minutes so this isnt going to be a butt break.
Get your ass working Jake, this isn't your butt break.
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Girl who takes pictures of guys butt and scumps then on instagram
A woman's saggy butt that developes after having kids and loosing some weight. Resembling a pumpkin that has melted and sagged after sitting on the porch too long after Halloween.
Man, Aubri used to be hot in high school, but now that she has had kids she has bumpkin butt.
When a jew is performing a 69 and his nose starts penetrating the woman's butthole giving her maximum pleasure.
Rabbi: "Dude I heard you did a 69 with that fat chick last night." Yechezkel: "Hell yeah, I was butt-nosing her the whole time."