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When you are going over 100 M.P.H. on the highway and you see a cop on the side of the road using his or her radar for speed enforcement and you hit the brakes so that you are doing around 69 M.P.H. when the cop scans you with the radar.
I 69ed a cop the other day.
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Someone who steals the life of a police officer.
Cop killers belong in jail.
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To stop someone from talking or persuing another person.
Larry-Yo im bout to go talk to that girl over there.
Sam-Naw man I dont think she likes you.
Larry walks over to the girl and tries to talk to her but Sam keeps interrupting the two's conversation.
Larry-Stop Cop Blocking Dawg
Sam-Ma Bad
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Crundle cop is the officer who either inspects or if you pay him he will look after your crundle. ;D
Jon:oh thank god for my crundle cop, if it wasn't for him my crundle would of caught crundalis.
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A paved area off to the side of a highway or in the median between lanes specifically constructed to conceal a police car for speed traps. Also, an onramp notorious as a hiding place for police vehicles.
Watch out as you first come into the city. There is a loaded cop dispenser just after the first curve.
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the act of making direct eye contact with someone, then looking at that person's dick while they watch you, then again, making eye contact with that person, usually while giving a look of satisfaction. this is usually performed to establish dominance or making that person feel as uncomfortable as possible.
"how was your night, sweetie?"
"swell. I looked at this dude, then at his dick, and smiled at him"
"sounds like our grandson is quite the pro at creepy copping! aww! *pinches cheeks*
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Someone on a keto diet who rejects any idea of eating something they believe "Is not Ketogenic" and projects these ideas on other people (even though they are wrong)... They may also be referred to as a "Keto Nazi" depending on how sever or radical their protests against some foods can be. It is unknown where their beliefs start, or how they come up with the definitions for "non-keto food"... Little is known about the Keto Cop/Nazi other than they are most reportedly found on facebook groups, and rarely on reddit pages.
Mark: I'm so confused...I told stacy I was enjoying a few strawberries with my lunch today and she went off on me saying how strawberries had sugar and sugar was not allowed on a keto diet! ... she must be a Keto Cop because she took them and threw them away!
Bill: Wow, that's totally a Keto Nazi! Doesn't she know they only have 2 grams of carbs per berry?? it doesn't matter if it's fruit sugar, 1 gram of sugar is still just 1 carb...
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