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A person who sucks at life and not s absolutely terrible at trials of Osiris in destiny.
Shaxie says to Metro," Hey crap sac get Rez."
when you shit to confuse your attack
person A. i won via a tactical crap
person B: good
When one is constipated and gets excited at every small sensation of pressure within. This small hope of release is called a glimmer of crap.
Fml, I’m constipated again, not even a glimmer of crap all week!
When something is too funny/weird/apaulling to comprehend.
"Hohoholy crap what is *THAT*"
When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.
"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."
"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.
Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!
Journalism that is conveyed as a "news" story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. Usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn't actually have any affect on the general public or society.
Guy 1: Did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?
Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?