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Danger noodle also known as Blitz! (goes by he/they) is a transmasc!
He's my serotonin(happiness drug thing) and one of the most important things in my life<3
Hh im so sad..
danger noodle has messaged you
yay danger noodle!
A cute noodle that gets the boops
Also known as a snake.
p1: Oh no its a DANGER NOODLE
p2: You mean a snake?
A nope rope but venumiss
Oh no there’s a danger noodle over there!
Exposed hairy male private part near naked vagina!
Thrifty spokesperson from outta nowhere says while in a room with a woman: I Love Danger Island! I think this time I'll bring california and Haiti together!
Really horny women from in the room near sed spokesperson from outta nowhere says while in the same room: If It Hurts too much then you can't have anymore land!
Extreme house hold activities. Eg. Staying up last your bed time, late at night
Staying up late. That's a danger Jak
Like a sexy Spiderman but you call someone someone in your house. When they come into the room you sexy Spiderman the person entering the room.
I just did a dangerous sexy Spiderman all over my mum, she wasn't very happy