thrifty

Something is quite cool, a modest amount of coolness. Often used to describe a retro object.

I like your shirt, it's thrifty

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thrifty bitch

A basic bitch that thinks she's bad af because she shops at thrift stores for all her "grungy" or "trendy" clothes, and doesn't even bother ever paying full price for new clothes.. you thought

Ashley went to the thrift store and picked up some high waisted distressed jeans, ugh she's such a thrifty bitch!

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Thrifty Whore

A girl that uses a coupon to purchace Plan B.

I fucked this Thrifty Whore without a condom and she printed out a coupon for Plan B. I think I am in love!

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Thrifty Beatnik

A Thrifty Beatnik is a term used to describe someone who describes a person who strives to remain educated, affluent and fashionable on a minimal budget regardless of class, age or background. Examples include Milo Minderbinder in "Catch 22" and, to a lesser extent, Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld in "The Bottle Deposit". It is also a term to describe those who reject consumerism and shop second hand for books, clothing and art rather than justifying newly made products by carbon offsetting.

In Literature

The writer Jack London is the epitomy of the term. From a working class family in San Francisco he worked 12 to 18 hours in menial and unskilled labour whilst never losing his enterprising spirit or intellectual enthusiasm for reading and writing.

The webcomic Cat & Girl shows evidence of a pair of Thrifty Beatniks

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thrifty and shifty

When you give your girl used dick.

ex. Am and Vanessa's charity

You just gotta get thrifty and shifty.

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Thrifty Thursday

Thursday before payday, when everyone is broke.

-"Hey, you wanna grab a drink after work?"
-"I can't, it's Thrifty Thursday."

-"Whatcha got for lunch?"
-"Nothing but a squished ham and cheese sandwich from home. It's Thrifty Thursday."

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thrifty thirds

To get busy with someone's lady bits right after the SECOND guy does. A degree beyond "sloppy seconds."

M: Imagine being the third wife in a polygamist family...You're not getting sloppy seconds, you're getting THRIFTY THIRDS!

B: Woah. Yeah...

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