Luke Disease

the coolest disease to have. if you have it your awesome and every one wants it

"hes so cool" "yeah he has Luke disease"

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Batten Disease

A rare fatal autosomal recessive neurodegenerative disorder that begins in childhood, it is caused by mutation of the CLN3 gene.

Early symptoms of the disorder usually appear around ages 4-10, with gradual onset of vision problems, or seizures. Early signs may be subtle personality and behavior changes, slow learning or regression, repetitive speech or echolalia, clumsiness, or stumbling. There may be slowing head growth in the infantile form, poor circulation in lower extremities (legs and feet), decreased body fat and muscle mass, curvature of the spine, hyperventilation and/or breath-holding spells, teeth grinding, and constipation.

Over time, affected children suffer mental impairment, worsening seizures, and progressive loss of sight, speech and motor skills. Eventually, children with Batten disease become blind, bedridden, and demented. Batten Disease is a life limiting disease, life expectancy varies depending on the type or variation.

It normally affects very young children of ages like 4-6, but has been known to affect older people as well, Kufs affects adults and symptoms normally start in the 30's.

The prognosis is about 5-7 years and there is currently no cure.

Person 1: My son was just diagnosed with Batten Disease, the doctors say he has 5-7 years left and his condition will rapidly deteriorate.

Person 2: I'm so sorry, I can't imagine how horrible it would be for your child to have that disease.

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Haikon's Disease

A rare and debilitating allergy of the internet.

"So, I showed my aunt 4chan last night. She won't use the computer anymore... I think she contracted Haikon's Disease."

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The Alex Disease

A phenomenon on Discord in which you use too many reactions, constantly delete your own messages, and even turn into a bot. Not contagious, but effects on other users include annoyance, increased staff, and lack of communication. Don’t know why those infected haven’t been banned, but they should. Very dangerous.

bran#5553: this bitch keeps reacting and deleting her messages!!
anna#6969: she must have the alex disease

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K's Disease

Using K as a response back to everything.

AHmed: Wanna Hershey Bar ?

JabAllz: k

Ahmed: You going to the mall ?

Jaballz: k

Ahmed: Did you do the Homework?

Jaballz: K

Ahmed: Dude you Defffff Have K's Disease

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Crohn’s Disease

A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.

My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.

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Dreamer's disease

Waking up several times in a dream world before actually waking up.

This morning I woke up and couldn't tell if I was in a dream world or the real world. I think I have a dreamer's disease.

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