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How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
when a girl asks for one of your rings it means she’s claiming you as hers. By having one of your rings she has proof of you being hers.
Can i have one of your rings?
yeah sure but why?
no reason
What does it mean when a girl asks for one of your rings?
He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.
Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!
hey did you see that vine where it goes road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does
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When a girl says she doesn't like you that's definitely not true. She gets nervous when you ask her if she likes you so she obviously says no.
Him: yo do you like me?
Her: Boy no I don't
Him: does she like me?
Friends: If a girl says she doesn't like you she actually does
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When you see your boyfriend come back from a 2-year space mission with his mom and a weird space dog and he looks like he's chiseled by the gods.
"Does he look bigger to you guys? He's bigger, right? Keith's bigger?"
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no but really, which one?
physics teacher: okay, class! it's the first day of school and I want to answer any question that you may have.
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*