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The time of night when a low key bar turns into a club and all the douche bags arrive.
I'll go to happy hour at that bar, but we have to leave before the douching hour.
The mythical place where guys go to learn how to be douche bags and share tactics of douchebaggery.
"Hey that d-bag kid Austin isn't here today."
"He's probably at a douche convention"
the end result of a woman's pubic hairs being covered in toilet paper with urine, blood or other substances as a bonding agent.
I was going to go down on Stacy until I saw she was wearing her Douche Sweater
1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.
2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.
*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."
An extra-large douchebag; someone who is being more of a dick or a jerk than a regular-size douchebag, but is just barely below the level of being a stupid fucker.
Hey, turns out that kid from Illinois stopped taking his meds because he believed that douche barrel Tom Cruise about evil psychiatrists controlling the world through medication. Thanks, Tom!
A person inflicted with extreme douchebaggery
That dude is such a complete douche. God, what a douche wallet
A vape or e cigarettes
I see your smoking your douch flute.