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The douchey styling of one's hair into a single poof or point at the front of the head. May be natural, though is often a result of unecessary amounts of hair gel.
Brandon: Jeff, what's with your hair?
Jeff: What? You don't like my douche poof?
Brandon: OH MY GOD YOU TOOL BAG.
A vape or e cigarettes
I see your smoking your douch flute.
A vaping device, when used in inappropriate surroundings.
I generally don't mind if people vape, but really? This is a congressional hearing. Put the Douche-Kazoo away, dumbass.
A person (s) of exceeded amounts of douchery he or she became god (dess) of douchebags
Did you see Brady yesterday? Man that guy is a omega douche
The mythical place where guys go to learn how to be douche bags and share tactics of douchebaggery.
"Hey that d-bag kid Austin isn't here today."
"He's probably at a douche convention"
the end result of a woman's pubic hairs being covered in toilet paper with urine, blood or other substances as a bonding agent.
I was going to go down on Stacy until I saw she was wearing her Douche Sweater
1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.
2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.
*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."